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Don’t be an asshole on the bus

Okay people, this is the coveted back of the bus:

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Here are the rules:

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  1. You sit in the green seats, you are an okay person.
  2. You sit in the red seats, you are an asshole.
  3. You sit in a red seat, and give the okay person an attitude when they ask to sit on either side of you, you need a kick in the ass.

Asshole.

Comments 6

  1. Dish wrote:

    I call the ones marked in red “urinating seats.” Because I pee on them.

    Posted 19 Mar 2008 at 12:16 pm
  2. Dish wrote:

    These are the kind of people who sit in those seats.

    Posted 19 Mar 2008 at 12:20 pm
  3. jt wrote:

    What if the bus is full? Can you sit in the red x’s?

    Posted 19 Mar 2008 at 5:40 pm
  4. myronman wrote:

    If the bus is full…
    You may sit in the asshole seats…

    If you are an asshole.

    Okay? Okay.

    Motherfucker.

    Posted 19 Mar 2008 at 10:21 pm
  5. jt wrote:

    So if the bus was full that that was the only open seat – you would not sit there?

    Posted 20 Mar 2008 at 3:59 pm
  6. myronman wrote:

    Hold on a second *looks around*. Are you calling me an asshole JT? Are you talkin to me?

    I don’t see anyone else over by here, so you MUST be talking to me *pulls out gun* BLAM BLAM BLAM!

    Posted 01 Apr 2008 at 2:39 pm