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	<title>MYRONMAN HATES EVERYTHING</title>
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	<description>Because I just do.</description>
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		<title>How to stop sales calls</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Mar 2009 15:09:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This morning I got a call from Comcast. They were selling me some shit I wasn&#8217;t interested, so I let the caller know as much: salesperson &#8211; Good morning sir, may I speak to Myron Parks? me &#8211; Yes. salesperson &#8211; may I ask who I am speaking with? me &#8211; Myron Parks. salesperson &#8211; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Day 1 of Grad school</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jan 2009 14:43:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So yesterday I logged into my first grad school class and found that there was a lot of work to do. Well, there wasn&#8217;t very much actual work to do towards the program, but lots of work to do to set myself up for the class. There&#8217;s a wiki, a normal login account, and a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>barack obama is a slacker</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Oct 2008 13:23:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mc Cain say&#8217;s that Barack Obama was watching the whole bailout thing from the sidelines when it failed on Monday. I believed him at first until I remembered that: &#160;SENATORS DON&#8217;T GET TO VOTE IN THE FUCKING HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES MOTHERFUCKER!!!]]></description>
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		<title>Writing stories is hard work</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Sep 2008 13:04:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m taking this Fiction Writing class for my final semester at Columbia College. I took the class initially because it was a 4 credit hour class and that would allow me to get my 13 credit hours that I need to graduate. I assumed that it would be &#8220;challenging, with a lot of writing&#8221;. I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&quot;okay, but it&#8217;s not my fault that the guy I talked to is a scumbag&#8230;&quot;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Aug 2008 03:47:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You know what? I&#8217;m starting to think that getting Internet at speeds that are *literally too fucking good to be true* is a bad idea. I mean, they couldn&#8217;t continue to give people Internet at these speeds and not have to use *baby meat* to keep the gears of that machine running right? I&#8217;m talking [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Comcast is officially owned by satan</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jul 2008 14:18:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You think you have to wait a long time to get customer service? You&#8217;re not alone! The technicians have to actually stay on hold as long as you do and longer! They even get the same cheesy mood music!! Eff that!]]></description>
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		<title>Balls in hand</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jun 2008 19:51:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t know why, but it always amuses me when a female doctor has my balls in her hand. With a straight face. And I have a straight face. And I&#8217;m not supposed to think that&#8217;s funny.]]></description>
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		<title>&quot;Good afternoon sir, are you in California?&quot;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jun 2008 19:18:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Okay, so the other day when I was looking at my credit card balance and about to pay the bill, I noticed a weird message that was displayed on the screen. It read something like &#8220;your card is owned. We closed your account. Please call this number so that we can send you a new [...]]]></description>
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		<title>1:18:09</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 May 2008 02:56:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I did my first 5k this evening and it was cool. I&#8217;ve never&#160; done anything like this before and I have to say that I&#8217;m pretty happy about being able to do it and not be ded right now.]]></description>
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		<title>wrong right of way</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 16:59:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey lady on the cell phone, the bus driver honked at you because: He didn&#8217;t want to kill you while trying to make the turn. You weren&#8217;t paying attention. You decided that you needed to walk across the street at a crosswalk in front of a bus full of people because you had the right [...]]]></description>
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