So yesterday I logged into my first grad school class and found that there was a lot of work to do. Well, there wasn’t very much actual work to do towards the program, but lots of work to do to set myself up for the class. There’s a wiki, a normal login account, and a [...]
MYRONMAN HATES EVERYTHING
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barack obama is a slacker
Mc Cain say’s that Barack Obama was watching the whole bailout thing from the sidelines when it failed on Monday. I believed him at first until I remembered that: SENATORS DON’T GET TO VOTE IN THE FUCKING HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES MOTHERFUCKER!!!
Writing stories is hard work
I’m taking this Fiction Writing class for my final semester at Columbia College. I took the class initially because it was a 4 credit hour class and that would allow me to get my 13 credit hours that I need to graduate. I assumed that it would be “challenging, with a lot of writing”. I [...]
Balls in hand
I don’t know why, but it always amuses me when a female doctor has my balls in her hand. With a straight face. And I have a straight face. And I’m not supposed to think that’s funny.
1:18:09
I did my first 5k this evening and it was cool. I’ve never done anything like this before and I have to say that I’m pretty happy about being able to do it and not be ded right now.
wrong right of way
Hey lady on the cell phone, the bus driver honked at you because: He didn’t want to kill you while trying to make the turn. You weren’t paying attention. You decided that you needed to walk across the street at a crosswalk in front of a bus full of people because you had the right [...]
Someone from work gave me SARS
Listen. Motherfucker. If you’re deathly ill, you don’t need to come the fuck to the motherfucking office. I swear I’m going to start wearing one of those fucking surgical masks and latex gloves to work from now on. I think they are required equipment to work in today’s modern office. I’m sick as fuck right [...]
This is the best fucking photo I have ever seen in my life
You know what kills me about this photo? The contrast between the look on the prisoners face, the fist, and the look on the attorney’s face. I mean, this attorney is surprised, nay, AMBUSHED by that fucking fist! I have been stifling fits of laughter all morning at work because of this, the BEST FUCKING [...]