You know what? I’m starting to think that getting Internet at speeds that are *literally too fucking good to be true* is a bad idea. I mean, they couldn’t continue to give people Internet at these speeds and not have to use *baby meat* to keep the gears of that machine running right? I’m talking [...]
MYRONMAN HATES EVERYTHING
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Comcast is officially owned by satan
You think you have to wait a long time to get customer service? You’re not alone! The technicians have to actually stay on hold as long as you do and longer! They even get the same cheesy mood music!! Eff that!
"Good afternoon sir, are you in California?"
Okay, so the other day when I was looking at my credit card balance and about to pay the bill, I noticed a weird message that was displayed on the screen. It read something like “your card is owned. We closed your account. Please call this number so that we can send you a new [...]
no, no – let me talk! I don’t want a free credit report! Do you understand me?!
You know what, I consider myself a pretty patient guy. Having phone support/customer support in my background allows me to visualize the actual person’s plight that is being forced to call me during dinner time for a few dollars an hour. Fuck them. Tonight I get a call from Discover again asking me about signing [...]
Hello cab driver. who the fuck are you talking to?
You know what, I have no clue why people talk on the phone while they are driving, but cab drivers are the worst. I consider myself a pretty good/safe driver because people often wind up falling-asleep-without-a-care-in-the-world when they ride with me on long trips. I wasn’t always the kind of driver that made people trust [...]
Don’t be an asshole on the bus
Okay people, this is the coveted back of the bus: Here are the rules: You sit in the green seats, you are an okay person. You sit in the red seats, you are an asshole. You sit in a red seat, and give the okay person an attitude when they ask to sit on either [...]
“Cancel the appointment, I’m canceling the appointment because you guys SUCK ASS! *CLICK*”
This is what it came to when I tried to go to see an ear nose and throat doctor from a referral within the Rush University Medical Center hospital. You see, I had actually scheduled my first appointment with them last Friday, but when I got there, I realized that I had forgotten that I [...]
Half-assed homeless?
You know, I normally pride myself for being the guy to help out just about anyone with any story I encounter on the street that are going through bad times…, but goddammit! Last friday I saw three things that pissed me off about street performers. If you are doing any of the following, you will not [...]
Fuck Firefox
Seriously, I will no longer tolerate a fucking browser locking up my goddamn computer. Fuck you. Fuck you in the ass. I am now an IEx person till whoever else comes out with a fucking browser that fucking works all of the time. That is all.
Is Your Doctor an Asshole?
You know what? I’ve been going to doctors for a pretty long time and the one thing I find they have in common is their inability to pay attention to what I am saying, or what I want. It’s easy for me to get really upset at a doctor for something they did or said [...]