This morning I got a call from Comcast. They were selling me some shit I wasn’t interested, so I let the caller know as much: salesperson – Good morning sir, may I speak to Myron Parks? me – Yes. salesperson – may I ask who I am speaking with? me – Myron Parks. salesperson – [...]
MYRONMAN HATES EVERYTHING
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Day 1 of Grad school
So yesterday I logged into my first grad school class and found that there was a lot of work to do. Well, there wasn’t very much actual work to do towards the program, but lots of work to do to set myself up for the class. There’s a wiki, a normal login account, and a [...]
barack obama is a slacker
Mc Cain say’s that Barack Obama was watching the whole bailout thing from the sidelines when it failed on Monday. I believed him at first until I remembered that: SENATORS DON’T GET TO VOTE IN THE FUCKING HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES MOTHERFUCKER!!!
Writing stories is hard work
I’m taking this Fiction Writing class for my final semester at Columbia College. I took the class initially because it was a 4 credit hour class and that would allow me to get my 13 credit hours that I need to graduate. I assumed that it would be “challenging, with a lot of writing”. I [...]
"okay, but it’s not my fault that the guy I talked to is a scumbag…"
You know what? I’m starting to think that getting Internet at speeds that are *literally too fucking good to be true* is a bad idea. I mean, they couldn’t continue to give people Internet at these speeds and not have to use *baby meat* to keep the gears of that machine running right? I’m talking [...]
Comcast is officially owned by satan
You think you have to wait a long time to get customer service? You’re not alone! The technicians have to actually stay on hold as long as you do and longer! They even get the same cheesy mood music!! Eff that!
Balls in hand
I don’t know why, but it always amuses me when a female doctor has my balls in her hand. With a straight face. And I have a straight face. And I’m not supposed to think that’s funny.
"Good afternoon sir, are you in California?"
Okay, so the other day when I was looking at my credit card balance and about to pay the bill, I noticed a weird message that was displayed on the screen. It read something like “your card is owned. We closed your account. Please call this number so that we can send you a new [...]
1:18:09
I did my first 5k this evening and it was cool. I’ve never done anything like this before and I have to say that I’m pretty happy about being able to do it and not be ded right now.
wrong right of way
Hey lady on the cell phone, the bus driver honked at you because: He didn’t want to kill you while trying to make the turn. You weren’t paying attention. You decided that you needed to walk across the street at a crosswalk in front of a bus full of people because you had the right [...]